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Pratchett Quote. No 44.

Sham Harga had run a succesful eatery for many years by always smiling, never extending credit, and realizing that most of his customers wanted meals properly balanced between the four food groups: sugar, starch, grease, and burnt crunchy bits. Terry … Continue reading

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Pratchett Quote. No 42.

Sergeant Colon had a broad education. He’d been to the school of My Dad Always Said, the College of it Stands to Reason, and was now a post graduate student of the University of What Some Bloke in the Pub … Continue reading

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Pratchett Quote. No 40.

“You can find your average, amateur killer on every street. They’re mostly deranged or drunk or some poor woman who’s had a hard day and the husband has raised his hand once too often and suddenly twenty years of frustration … Continue reading

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Pratchett Quote. No 39.

The ducks in St James’s Park are so used to being fed bread by secret agents meeting clandestinely that they have developed their own Pavlovian reaction. Put a St James’s Park duck in a laboratory cage and show it a … Continue reading

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Pratchett Quote. No 38.

“I’m also nervy about ‘translating’ things into American. (“Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your ears = Yo, muthers, y’knowwhatI’msayin?”) Terry pratchett.

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