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Pratchett Quotes. No 45.

 He ached all over. It wasn’t just that his brain was writing cheques that his body couldn’t cash. It had gone beyond that. Now his feet were borrowing money that his legs hadn’t got, and his back muscles were looking … Continue reading

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Pratchett Quote. No 44.

Sham Harga had run a succesful eatery for many years by always smiling, never extending credit, and realizing that most of his customers wanted meals properly balanced between the four food groups: sugar, starch, grease, and burnt crunchy bits. Terry … Continue reading

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Random Quote. No 41.

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. Mitch Ratcliffe

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Misery Loves Company: but Laughter is the Best Medicine.

I can’t deny I am out of sorts at the moment, and I have concluded that I would have made a lousy Journalist. Of late there seem to have been a lot of very bleak news stories: Breivik, the Riots, … Continue reading

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Pratchett Quote. No 42.

Sergeant Colon had a broad education. He’d been to the school of My Dad Always Said, the College of it Stands to Reason, and was now a post graduate student of the University of What Some Bloke in the Pub … Continue reading

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