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Pratchett Quote. No 30.

On the fifth day the Governor of the town called all the tribal chieftains to an audience in the market square, to hear their grievances. He didn’t always do anything about them, but at least they got heard, and he … Continue reading

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Pratchett Quote. No 16.

There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: … Continue reading

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Ten Downing Street Found.

Mick (The Mole) Robinson reporting: After several days of speculation concerning the whereabouts of Number Ten Downing Street, I am pleased to inform you that Number Ten  has been found. The Story was first reported this morning as an exclusive in … Continue reading

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The Fully Functional Invisibility Generator. (FFIG)

The fully functional invisibility generator uses the new RDES (Responsibility Detection and Exploitation System) to render the user undetectable. Using naturally occurring quantum uncertainty RDES generates an improbability field which instantly detects all feelings of responsibility experienced by people in the immediate vicinity, … Continue reading

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A Day at the office In the church of Scientology

A visitor walks into the church of Scientology and up to the receptionist. Saying  “good Morning” The receptionist looks up and says, “What is your evidence that it is either morning or good?” “Pardon” says the visitor. The receptionist looks sternly at the visitor. … Continue reading

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