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Jehovah’s Witnesses are not what they Used to be.

In a recent reply to another post of mine Jehovah’s Witnesses were mentioned, and it occured to me that these days Jehovah’s Witnesses just seem to pop the Watchtower through the door and scuttle off. When I was a child … Continue reading

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The Fully Functional Invisibility Generator. (FFIG)

The fully functional invisibility generator uses the new RDES (Responsibility Detection and Exploitation System) to render the user undetectable. Using naturally occurring quantum uncertainty RDES generates an improbability field which instantly detects all feelings of responsibility experienced by people in the immediate vicinity, … Continue reading

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Spike, walked with a pronounced limp, L, I, M, P, pronounced Limp Folks.

Being somewhat aware that a number of the issues I have written about on this blog, and no doubt will continue to write about, are a little on the heavy side, I have tried to mix in more light hearted pieces, … Continue reading

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Pratchett Quotes. No 8.

For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks. — (Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites)

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Random Phone Calls

I am getting very tired of random phone calls. The first kind is the Robot. Now don’t take me wrong. I’m a Science Fiction fan, and I have no deep seated prejudices against robots, except of course as yet there isn’t … Continue reading

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