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Pratchett Quotes. No 45.

 He ached all over. It wasn’t just that his brain was writing cheques that his body couldn’t cash. It had gone beyond that. Now his feet were borrowing money that his legs hadn’t got, and his back muscles were looking … Continue reading

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Pratchett Quote. No 44.

Sham Harga had run a succesful eatery for many years by always smiling, never extending credit, and realizing that most of his customers wanted meals properly balanced between the four food groups: sugar, starch, grease, and burnt crunchy bits. Terry … Continue reading

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Pratchett Quote. No 43.

“Sometimes I… well… I just write stuff which hasn’t been pinched from ANYONE (shuffles feet, looks embarrassed…).” Terry Pratchett. At a book signing.

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Pratchett Quote. No 42.

Sergeant Colon had a broad education. He’d been to the school of My Dad Always Said, the College of it Stands to Reason, and was now a post graduate student of the University of What Some Bloke in the Pub … Continue reading

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Pratchett Quote. No 41.

‘Aargragaah,’ said Detritus, mournfully. ‘Don’t mind me, just don’t spit on my boot,’ said Vimes. ‘It mean—-‘ said Detritus waved a huge black hand, ‘like . . . . dem things, what only comes in  . . . ‘ he … Continue reading

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