10 Predictable Things About the UK Riots.

Boris Johnson at the University of Bedfordshire

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1. Nick Griffin, leader of the BNP claiming its all black gangs, despite ample evidence it isn’t.

2 The English Defence League claiming its Muslims, despite ample evidence it wasn’t (But backing off in the face of evidence unlike Nick Griffin)

3 The Political Establishment taking it’s time to recall parliament in the face of a crisis.

4 Michael Gove making cheap political points on Newsnight.

5 Copycat Riots in cities other than London.

6 It’s just criminal behaviour cries the right.

7 There are underlying social causes cries the Left.

8 Boris Johnson saying, er – er – well – – er — the thing is — you – er er well er er.

9 An Irish bar owner trapped in an alley giving the best commentary on the riot, over the phone to the BBC

10 It all happening whilst the Tories are in government, and mostly on holiday.


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