Jeremiah Axeman Interviews Leader of the English Indefensible League, Steve Lemmon

Anouncer. Good evening our next program is Newsfright in which Jeremiah Axeman, TV interviewer and three time winner of the most disdainful man on TV award, will be interviewing Steve Lemmon Leader of the English Indefensible League or EIL.

Jeremiah Axeman,

My last interview with Mr Lemmon, was not a success, partly because I got bored with the dimwit halfway through, forgot what I was supposed to be doing and wandered off, I promise tonight to concentrate.

Good evening Mr Lemmon.

Steve Lemmon.

Good evening.

Jeremiah Axeman,

Could you tell us again what your reaction is to Breiviks association with the EID?

Steve Lemmon.

Well of course we utterly repudiate his actions and assert that the EIL rejects completely all of Breiviks ideas.

Jeremiah Axeman,

So does this mean that the EIL will abandon the crusader imagery members are often seen dressed in?

Steve Lemmon.

Well no obviously not that, that’s quite good, and St George was a Crusader after all.

Jeremiah Axeman,

Ok so apart from the Crusader Imagery you completely reject Breiviks ideas?

Steve Lemmon.

Absolutely!

Jeremiah Axeman,

So now you are not unhappy about Immigration into the UK?

Steve Lemmon.

Er well no, of course we are still unhappy about that.

Jeremiah Axeman,

But apart from the Crusader imagery, and issues of immigration you completely reject Breiviks ideas?

Steve Lemmon.

Yes.

Jeremiah Axeman,

So you now dissassociate yourself from Great Wilds the Dutch right wing politician?

Steve Lemmon.

Er well no, we still support Mr Wilds.

Jeremiah Axeman,

So apart from the Crusader imagery, his attitudes towards immigration, and his support of Great Wilds, you completely reject Breiviks ideas?

Steve Lemmon.

Absolutely

Jeremiah Axeman,

So now you favour multi-culturism rather than oppose it?

Steve Lemmon.

Er no we are still against that.

Jeremiah Axeman,

So apart from the Crusader imagery, his attitudes towards immigration, his support of Great Wilds, and his rejection of multi-culturism  you completely reject Breiviks ideas?

Steve Lemmon.

Utterly and totally without reservation.

Jeremiah Axeman,

So you now do not think that Muslims are taking over European society?

Steve Lemmon.

Well no we still think that too.

Jeremiah Axeman,

So apart from the Crusader imagery, his attitudes towards immigration, his support of Great Wilds, his rejection of multi-culturism, his belief that Muslims are taking over in Europe,  you completely reject Breiviks ideas.

Steve Lemmon.

We certainly do, our ideas have nothing in common with his whatsoever.

Jeremiah Axeman,

So despite what we have discussed here you now no longer regard yourselves as an anti-Islamists?

Steve Lemmon.

Well no we are still an anti-Islamist organisation.

Jeremiah Axeman,

So apart from the Crusader imagery, his attitudes towards immigration, his support of Great Wilds, his rejection of multi-culturism, his belief that Muslims are taking over in Europe, and his support of the anti-Islamist agenda,  you completely reject Breiviks ideas?

Steve Lemmon.

Absolutely, he was utter scum. [Spits]

Jeremiah Axeman,

I think that makes everything completely clear.

Steve Lemmon.

I hope so.

Jeremiah Axeman,

Just one more question Mr. Lemmon: How do you think you would have reacted if you had been confronted by this man?

Steve Lemmon.

I’d have sh a  k . . ..   er I would have shouted ‘come on if you think your hard enough. You Norwegian C*&#t,’ and kicked him the head.

Jeremiah Axeman,

Ah, no change there then.

Steve Lemmon.

Well police uniforms do that to me, I don’t know why?

Jeremiah Axeman,

Perhaps you could get some therapy for it?

Steve Lemmon.

Why would I do that?

Jeremiah Axeman,

It might make you seem a little more reasonable to most people, particularly Judges?

Steve Lemmon.

People think we are reasonable, Millions follow us around the country.

Jeremiah Axeman,

Ah yes Mr George Millions from Kent, his brother Alfred Millions who now lives in Northumberland, and their sister Lily, who moved to Birmingham in 1997.

Steve Lemmon.

Like I said millions follow us around the country.

Jeremiah Axeman,

Dear oh dear, I’m going now,

[mutters to self]
 why they give these people air time I will never Know.
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