The Fully Functional Invisibility Generator. (FFIG)

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The fully functional invisibility generator uses the new RDES (Responsibility Detection and Exploitation System) to render the user undetectable. Using naturally occurring quantum uncertainty RDES generates an improbability field which instantly detects all feelings of responsibility experienced by people in the immediate vicinity, and uses this to identify all possible contexts in which no one present is accountable. Using left over uncertainty, RDES generates around the user a SER (Somebody Else’s Responsibility) matrix, for all practical purposes bestowing complete invisibility on the operator.

This fantastic device can be yours today, FREE.

You need only send us the nominal amount of £99.99p (UK) $199.99c (US) to cover postage and packaging.

Please send Cheque, Postal or Money Order to:

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PO box DNA42
United Kingdom

(Please note the FFIG, has been demonstrated to be ineffective against the insightful, small children, and Cats)

Warning! For the Hard of thinking:    This is a joke.


About Transremaxculver

An entirely fictitious username I created for posting on 'alt.religion.scientology', Scientology is something of which I am highly critical. For those of you who don't know, the Church of Scientology have a habit of making life very uncomfortable for even the most legitimate of critics, which is why this username is completely anonymous. Anyway I have become quite fond of this username, and although it has to some extent outgrown it's original purpose, I think a blog is perhaps the right place for me/it to continue to grow and develop.
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3 Responses to The Fully Functional Invisibility Generator. (FFIG)

  1. Pingback: The UK Riots: Retribution or Understanding? | Transremaxculver

  2. Surendran says:

    I wonder if you have the infinite improbability drive for sale as well…

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