The fully functional invisibility generator uses the new RDES (Responsibility Detection and Exploitation System) to render the user undetectable. Using naturally occurring quantum uncertainty RDES generates an improbability field which instantly detects all feelings of responsibility experienced by people in the immediate vicinity, and uses this to identify all possible contexts in which no one present is accountable. Using left over uncertainty, RDES generates around the user a SER (Somebody Else’s Responsibility) matrix, for all practical purposes bestowing complete invisibility on the operator.
This fantastic device can be yours today, FREE.
You need only send us the nominal amount of £99.99p (UK) $199.99c (US) to cover postage and packaging.
Please send Cheque, Postal or Money Order to:
Heart of Gold Marketing.
PO box DNA42
(Please note the FFIG, has been demonstrated to be ineffective against the insightful, small children, and Cats)
Warning! For the Hard of thinking: This is a joke.